January 2012
15 posts
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Jan 30th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 19th
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Life
10. You know that girl you really like? She doesn’t like you nearly as much and never will, unless your interest in her suddenly vanishes, in which case she may well start to like you. This may seem like a paradox, and it is, assuming that a paradox is a medieval weapon of torture. McSweeney’s
Jan 19th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
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Some lady in the dentist's office just referred to...
I am 80.
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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New Years Resolution
Be drunk more of the time than in 2011.
Jan 5th
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